smellybagels:

what if beards screamed when you shaved them off

cyberthug13:

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk 

i jusT SPIT OU TEVERYTHING AND FELLL AND ROLLLED AROUND THANK U FOR TELLING ME  IMMM SOOO AGGGGGHHH…. ALSooo„, maybe he just likes the feel „, u no man„

miRANNDAa,

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

ashisaloser:

this mexican resturant knew how to lay down the rules

msjewbooty:

that’s it. we have got to do something about the heat. we have to burn the sun.

swifty-swoop:

if your school has an anime club do not attend 

rockerfox999:

albatrossthesoup:

vampiricbananabutts:

pyrop:

i pitched down the squiddle song so it sounds like a normal voice and im laughing rly hard

IS THAT HUSSIE SINGING

………yes

oh my god

mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

grunkfield:

im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie